That extremely sad moment when you’re extremely grateful for C’s.
Can I just drink to get drunk?
I’m down and out and I just don’t give a fuck.
A sip for every sigh
And a shot for every cry
A cup for every lie
A toast to you and I!
For you have poured every last drop
By clumsily spilling the blood red wine
And when the bottle slips through the cracks of your clumsy hands
How will you continue to drink?
when i was in eighth grade my religion teacher who was a giant scary bearded man did a dramatic reading of mariah carey’s “touch my body” to prove a point about how premarital sex will make you stupid
its a shame that in 6 or so billion years, any and all existence on earth will be wiped out by the sun’s expansion, and it’s almost scary to think about how even now the sun continues to grow bigger and hotter, sexy and hotter let’s shut it down. pound the alarm